Sophisticated Silliness

1 Aug 2014

1 Aug 2014

normanbuckley:

This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

1 Aug 2014

theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

1 Aug 2014

vampire-gerard:

ask-dr-knockout:

meelo-dot-net:

a public service announcement

This.

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

30 Jul 2014

  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

30 Jul 2014

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

30 Jul 2014

disnoyland:

Dumbo the flying elephant and Timothy Mouse selling some freshly popped popcorn!

disnoyland:

Dumbo the flying elephant and Timothy Mouse selling some freshly popped popcorn!

30 Jul 2014

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

30 Jul 2014

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This Drink Tastes Awful, But I Can’t Waste Alcohol: a sequel

30 Jul 2014

I’m like a shooting star, I’ve come so far

I can’t go back to where I used to be